i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
