there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
if only i could text you this smell
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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