why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
