I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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