you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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