i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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