And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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