the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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