Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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