Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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