i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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