She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I just forgot I was standing up.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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