He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
