I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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