i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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