i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
