dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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