Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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