At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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