i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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