So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
