And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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