Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
