I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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