Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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