i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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