Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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