Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Your cock deserves a montage
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Randomize