tell your sister to shave her snatch
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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