Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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