why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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