these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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