I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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