Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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