He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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