did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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