I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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