Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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