Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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