he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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