Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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