Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You've changed since you got that strap on
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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