Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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