have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
