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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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