Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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