Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
