Its about making memories worth repressing
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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