I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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