Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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