DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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